A boat, so you can go through this sea of sadness and loneliness and get to the beach, where the happiness will be waiting for you

Are you kidding? I am trained for nothing!

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My little black book. It’s got the numbers of all the guys I’ve dated.

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"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via legalwifi)

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